Saturday, April 02, 2005
FULL NAME: elizabeth anne shapland
DOB:november 20th, 1989
EYE COLOR: ugly? i dont know....concrete colored...
HAIR COLOR: dirty blonde
WHERE YOU WHERE BORN: emanual (yes alexander hahaha the black hospital)
INNY/ OUTY, LEFTY/RIGHTY: inny, lefty
SHORT/LONG HAIR: longish
SKIN COLOR: caucasian (hanna....hahaha wait WHATS THAT AGAIN) im white.
FAV. WAY OF DRESS: well my FAV. WAY OF DRESS is.....haha i dont know
MAKE-UP OR NONE: a little
GRADE: only one, not 7 though.
DAD'S NAME: john
BROTHERS/ SISTERS NAMES AND AGES: john-patrick-20, timmy-17
SKIPPID SCHOOL? yes
HIT SOMEONE FORCEFULLY?my brothers haha
BEEN ON A SUBWAY?yes
CHEATED ON A TEST?haha everyDAY in seventh grade (obviously naomi...)
SEEN "ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK" (THAT USED TO BE ON NICK) had the tape for it and actually shit my PANTS when i was four and my babysitter put that on to help me fall asleep....
TAUGHT A LITTLE KID A CUSS WORD? haha every DAY keifer learns something from me.
THROWN ANYTHING AT A MOVING CAR? snowballs
SMASHED SOMEONES HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN? aww thats mean!
EGGED SOMEONES HOUSE? nope
ROLLED SOMEONES HOUSE? hahahahhahahahahha rolled! no i've never rolled someones house. i've TP'D someones house though...
GOTTEN A COMPUTER VIRUS? hahaha YES...thats why we have this brand new one bitches.
HOW DID YOU GET RID OF IT? we...didnt...there were too many it just died
BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT? haha again...with my brothers. we were little goobers back then
LAUGHTED SO HARD YOU CRYED? like DAILY
HUGGED SOMEONE? no......
MISSED SOMEONG? i've never missed someong. but someone? yes.
FAILED A TEST? hahaha every second in math
FLUNKED A GRADE? yeah
MADE AN F ON YOUR REPORT CARD? ummmmm...oh yes last year science. i HATE THAT MAN!
BOUGHT SOMETHING YOU THOUGHT WAS REALLY UGLY B/C SOMEONE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE OR LOOKED GOOD ON YOU? haha no
LIED ABOUT WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONES HAIR-CUT OR NEW ITEM OF CLOTHING? probably i dunno not that i can remember
HIT AN ANIMAL IN THE ROAD? WHAT WAS IT? aww no but that one time we saw the squirrel just like fly in the air was SO horrible haha
BEEN TO ALTERNATIVE? no?
OFFICE? ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES SINCE YOU STARTED SCHOOL? in middle school yes and i dont remember
FAVORITE/ LEAST FAVORITE CAR? i dont care as long as it works
WHO DO YOU SIT WITH AT LUNCH? hahaha sit with. i remember when people sat with people.
DO YOU THINK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS HOT OR NOT? I think he's bomb.
WHO GAVE YOU A VALENTINE CARD THIS YEAR? awwww naomi, anuj and dylan! i love you guys
FAVORITE SHOES YOU OWN? my nikes
WHAT INSTRUMENT DO YOU PLAY? OR WISH YOU DID? i play piano...but what i REALLY want is to play the saxaphone.
ARE YOU THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO WHOULD SCREAM "NO, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" IN A QUIET PLACE? hahahahahha everyTIME you go to movies. sometimes i forget though.
WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? lighter blonde probably
WHAT SENT BODY SPRAY DO YOU USE? haha sent. the sCent i use is gucci or ralph
FAVORITE COOKIE? chocolate chip
DO YOU GET INTO MUSIC? HOW? hahaha like literally climb in. what a picture in my mind.
DO YOU CUSS IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS? sometimes
DESCRIBE YOUR ROOM? pretty small, crowded, a lot of things on the walls, birght pink, kind of boring.
WHAT DO YOU WEAR WHEN YOU "DRESS UP"? ummm dress up....things? i dont know like a dress and heels with a necklace
FAVORITE GUYS COLOGIN? what? i dont like go around asking guys what cologne they wear. i dont know the names
WHO ARE YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS? WHY? i have so many. sex and the city girls for sure though? hahaha
HOW MANY POSTERS DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR WALL? WHAT ARE THEY OF? umm all of those black and white ones. then the ones on my door of kissing, then the justin timberlake, dirty dancing, scarface...
SOME INSIDE JOKES BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS?oh i have so many. lets go by name.
naomi- east coast trip airplane- jacking off (guaghhtag! noise) HAHA...."umm i have a confession to make. i like seth.".....death breath? (thats for dylan, too.)......RHONDA HUBER!! (or just...entire i swear voice...)....our band, emotional cassoraol. too bad i never learned drums.......dagny, just, dagny......alright lets take it to a TWO......dirty carrots in keifers house, or just, keifer (hahaha- hello, nba? no im sorry matan isnt interested in joining the nba. or the nfl either. bye.) haha
alexander- SHITTER! YOU STEPPED ON MY SHITTER WHAT A SHIT THING TO DO SHITTERS ONLY STEP ON SHITTERS SHITTTTTTTTT......murky bowcop (actually thats to everyone at my moms valentine tea).....off! spray and hair gel in your face....UH OH!....."alexander, my name is not elizab...eli...zezbethgahg....shit just call me va..vagina millers...hey is cynthony a name?".....
wyndal/dylan- i sweeear!......little boy in hot tub trying to act tight.....goldfish in my mouth, actually, starburts too......wilshire park it......deathbreath?....those scooters didnt turn out to be buy one get one freeeeee....
so many more. but my brain hurts.
WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE THAT SOMEONE ELES HAS? a car
FAVORITE TV SHOWS? oh man. simpsons, simple life, americas next top model, oc, newlyweds, family guy, chappelle show...
HOW MANY PICTURES DO YOU HAVE POSTED IN YOUR ROOM? i swear you asked this already
WHO DO YOU LOOK LIKE? i guess according to alexander my eyes and hair look like maryl streeps
WHAT SPORTS TEAM ARE YOU ON? awww i wassssssss on lacrosse
ABOUT WHAT TIME DO YOU GO TO BED ON SCHOOL NIGHTS? WEEKENDS? school- 11:30 weekends- anywhere between 12 to 6
IN WHAT CLASS DO YOU HAVE THE MOST HOT GIRLS/ GUYS IN? study hall for sure
WHO ARE THE RUDEST PEOPLE YOU KNOW? oh god veronica
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU STUB YOUR TOE? "awwwwww ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch" haha when i get hurt i dont really swear i only swear when i'm angry
DO YOU STILL GO TRICK OR TREATING? i did last year to one house. adn one house only. cat lady. oh yes. aww wait nvm she wasnt even THERE
DO YOUR EYES CHANGE COLORS? YES!
DO YOU BELIVE WE LANDED ON THE MOON? yes....
SPIT OUT A LYRIC FOR ME AND TELL ME WHO SINGS IT AND WHAT SONG IT IS?I'VE GOT MY MIND ON MY TUMMY AND MY TUMMY ON MY MIIIIIND
NAME SOMEONE WHO ANNOYS YOU THE MOST, WHY? veronica. because she never stops talking about herself and how beatiful she is
WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT IT? just sit there staring at her like she's retarded
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET HOME? get ready for keifers or piano or whatever i have that day
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING NOW? green sweatshirt, pants
WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET?10 dollars and chapstick
WHAT TIME IS IT? 8:41 pm
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE NEW? their eyes and what they're wearing
A NAME THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU THAT TICKS YOU OFF? elizabitch
WHO HAS THE SAME B-DAY AS YOU? hannah synder!!!!
HAVE ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS/PEOPLE YOU KNOW HAD A BABY WHILE THEY WERE TEENAGES? ummmmmmm...nope
EVER DONE POT? haha. ever. done. pot.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW LIKE THIS? like everyone
AROUND HOW MANY CD'S DO YOU OWN? like 30258213589212 7948672 49867
ABOUT HOW MANY PIECES OF CLOTHING DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLOSET THAT YOU ACTUALLY WEAR? a lot
WHAT SONG IS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD? atmosphere
DO YOU SMOKE? not cigarrettes
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU DRANK BEER/WINE/SHOTS/POPPERS WELL YOU GET THE IDEA? hahaha oh last night
FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT ABOUT GUYS
PUNK OR PREP? neither
SPORTY OF COMPUTER DUDE? neither
HAIRY OR SMOOTH? intbetween
WHAT RELIGION? i dont...care....
HAIR COLOR? i dont...care...
TEETH COLOR? ummm white?
EYES? i dont care
CAR OR TRUCK hahaha car or truck.
COLOR OR CAR/TRUCK? what?! i dont KNOW
SPORT HE'D PLAY? you are retarded. actually i'd prefer baseball haha
BOXERS OR BRIEFS? haha boxers i guess
TAN OR FAIR? i dont knowww
FRECKLES OR NONE? aww freckles are cute. but i DONT CARE
FOR GUYS ABOUT GIRLS
THONG OR UNDIES?
PANTS OR DRESS?
SPORTY OR PREPPY?
MUSIC SHE'D LISTEN TO?
DIFFERENT FROM OTHER GIRLS OR THE SAME AS MOST OTHER GIRLS?
NAILS PAINTED OR NOT?
TAN OR FAIR?
FREAKLES OR NONE?
YOUR FAVORITE TRAIT OF THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? i hate you
HOW DID YOU MEET HIM/HER? i didnt
WHERE DO YOU THINK HE/SHE WILL BE DOING IN 10 YEARS? living under a bridge....?
HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO COMPLETE THIS? like 15
WHAT TIME IS IT? 8:45
Posted at 08:45 pm by stripped21
Monday, January 17, 2005
i stole this
THIS YEAR, DID YOU Ö ?
SAVE ANY MONEY: yeah kind of
FALL IN LOVE: yup
VISIT ANOTHER STATE: yup
GO TO A CONCERT: yup
ATTEND A FUNERAL: nup
ATTEND A WEDDING: yup
GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT: nope
GET IN A FIGHT: yup
TO THE HOSPITAL: yup
DO DRUGS: yep
DINK ALCOHOL: yep
EAT EXOTIC FOOD: yep
GET A NEW JOB: yep
LOSE A JOB: almost...
HAVE SEX: No
HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC: yep...nope
HAVE SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON: No
KISS ANY BOYS: yep
KISS ANY GIRLS: aw yeah
GO ON A ROAD TRIP: to...the tri cities!
LIE TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE: yeah
LIE TO GET OUT OF WORK: yeah
LIE TO A SIGNFICANT OTHER: ...nooope
LIE TO YOUR FRIENDS: nothing big
GET ARRESTED: no
GET A SPEEDING TICKET: No
GET ANY SORT OF TICKET: no?
VISIT AN AMUSEMENT PARK: yes!
STEAL ANYTHING: not...at all....haha
KILL ANYTHING: will logsdon. if he counts as anything. REALLY? NO! HE DOESNT
BREAK SOMEONE'S HEART: joke
HAVE YOUR HEART BROKEN: yeah
BREAK THE LAW: yeah
DRINK YOUR SORROWS AWAY: haha
Posted at 12:56 pm by stripped21
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
What time are you starting this at?: 9:28
What is your full name?: elizabeth anne shapland
Do you like your name?: i dunno not really
If no,What would you change it to?: something tight like...sunnyraindrop haha i actually know a girl named dewdrop. her parents werent hippies like....at all
What Grade are you in?: 9th
Number of Siblings and age: two brothers...tim's 16..john's 20
Where do you live?: oregon
Where were you Born?: oregon
Why are you taking this survey?: cause i have no homework and i havent taken one of these FOREVER
A little about yourself: im not a morning person.
Food: any kind of pasta.
Dessert: chocolate cake
Actor: jim carrey, adam sandler, brad pitt, johnny depp....ooooooooh my god.
Actress: uuummmm julia roberts i guess
Movie: pulp fiction, usual suspects, oceans eleven (i need to see twelve!), momento, snatch, bad santa, breakfast club, super troupers, dawn of the dead, from dusk till dawn, i know there's more..
Song: uuuummmm....the weed song -bone thugs 'n harmony(haaaaa)
dry your eyes- the streets
pretty much anything by atmosphere
by the way-RHCP
sooooo much more
Website: NOT the grant freshman forum. THATS for sure.
Game: grand theft auto san andreas
Book: all quiet on the western front
really? really? really?
Subject in School: english...haha or just study hall
State: new york, virginia or california
City: nyc baby
Football Team: philly eagles
Soccer Team: like i watch soccer
Basketball Team: lakers. really? NO!
HOckey Team: AM i from canada?
Relative: lindsey cause she's my age and she KICKS ASS
Channel(TV): i dont erally watch tv anymore
Show: ummmmmmmm like....(yes kali) biggest loser, real world, laguna beach, pretty much every reality show there is.....ER...
Drink: apple cider
Thing to Do: run 2546357 miles a day. or like...do 45 hours of homework a week....or like...get my cell phone taken away by ms louis
Brand of Clothes: gotttttta have that lucky. i WISH I COULD AFFORD ANYYYYYTHING FROM THERE
Store: urban, american eagle, abercrombie, nordstroms, old navy, hollister, lucky...too bad im so broke i cant afford anything from any of those stores.
Hotel: motel 6. PSSSSYYYYCCCCHHHHEEEEE one time my mom and i stayed there overnight and there actually was a nest of spiders crawling about in every single corner of the room...the floor and ceiling had mold all over it, and the sheets were wet. OHHHH MY GOD and...a piece of the ceiling fell onto my suitcase in the middle of hte night and like...the people above us's like bathroom leaked and got all over my suitcase
IT WAS CUTE!
Word: physician. no not really but thats hte only world i can thnik of
Phrase: up your ziggy with a wawabrush
Type of music you listen to: honestly i listen to every kind of music there IS
Tree: ooooh you know...gotta have those like japense maples.....WHAT HTE HELL KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?
This or That
USA/UK: never been to the UK
Radio/XM radio: ooohhh...that.
Playstation 2/XboX: PS2
SMall town/Big City: city
Hot/COuld: coooould. cold.
This or that about members of the opposite Sex
Muscles/Curves: wtf? muscles...
Tight JEans/Baggy Jeans: baggy...
When you kiss do you like just a Peck on the cheek/French Kiss for about an hour/other?: umm both?
Wild/Quiet: i swear you already asked that.
Do you have a g/f or b/f?: yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssir
If yes what is their name?: boyfriend. orrr.....harry
What's your fave physical feature they have?: ummmm his heigh, eyes, nonturtlexic (thanks zander, for that booooomb word)
Personality Feature?: ummm his mad RAPPING SKILLS?
Have you ever kissed before?: yes
IF so,when was your 1st kiss?: ummmm i dont know. like...awhile ago
Most Recent?: ummmm i dont know. like...awhile ago
Longest?: i dont KNOW. wait trick question we've only kissed once
Have you ever French Kisssed?: i like how its called french. YES we have made out.
If so, Where?: ummm....in...our....mouths?!?!
Where do you like to go out on dates the most and why?: anywhere because its with HIM dumbass. haha
Boring: its not that dylan is boring. its just that when im with him we never do anything cause im ALWAYS tired hahahaha. which makes us both bored. so really, there was no point to saying that cause dylan isnt boring haha
Exciting: ummmm julia
Smallest: hanna or kali
Tallest: like...any guy friends i have?
Awkward: no one really
Weird beyond Reason: hahaha kali i love you
Hungary: hungary?!?! like....hungarian!?
If you and only 3 of your friends could live through a lauge,which friends would you choose?: ummm dylan, naomi and kali. omg thats so hard. i love all my friends i can tjust choose 3!
Best Friend: naomi
Best friend of the opposite Sex(excluding b/f or g/f: dylan
Do You BElieve in
God: umm iiiiiiid oont knooooow
HEaven: iiii dont know
Aliens: yeah. i sure as HELL thought my parents were aliens at night when i was three. it made me cry.
How much time do you spend
Reading: haha like 2 hours a YEAR
DOing Chores: an hour a day
Playin SPorts: depends what time of year it is
At the movies a month?: like......a total of...7-9 hours
What time is it now?: 9:58
Do you hate me for this?: no. finished just intime cause real world's on in TWO MINUTES!!!
Posted at 09:58 pm by stripped21
Monday, October 04, 2004
when you think everything's perfect....it isnt. ever. and it never will be.
the only thing impossible in this world is perfection.
that's all i have to say about that.
Posted at 09:06 pm by stripped21
Saturday, September 04, 2004
alright so i like never ever write in here anymore except for like putting surveys in cause they're fun haha but i need to keep this up, guys....causei feel so much i dunno, lighter if i kind of put my thoughts somewhere other then my head for awhile you know?
so right now it just FEELS like people wants drama, which, is just totally the opposite of what i need right now. i just like...want to feel clear and totally stress free the few days i have left before school starts. and its really hard when everyone is just totally surrounding you with shit you dont care about. i just feel like if i say anything someone will start some shit and its just like wtf...i KNOW its the last week of summer, but you dont have to fucking take it out on me, i dont want school as much as you fucking jesus christ!!!
my mom literally has no life! she woke me up today at 10 and told me to get up and go to the gym with her- i was like "what, mom im SLEEPING" and she was like "we need to work out"....we just did two days ago its not like a BIG emergency...she keeps telling me about her theory that if i work out i wont be so stressed out, but no, it just pisses me off cause im just SO BORED OF MY WORKOUT! im tired of running on treadmills and that damn elyptical machine and lifting the same weights i am tired of working out pppperiod...and im tired of my mom nagging at me about every fucking thing i do! its like, im sorry you dont have a life- but i do. and i want to live it, not go work out at the gym 24/7.
my mom can do whatever the SHIT she wants, she doesnt have to fucking bring me down to her horrible social stadus....my mom is so annoying. everywhere we GO she has to like TALK to people like they're her friends- which is really cool, i mean im glad shes a little too overly friendly then like a complete bitch to everyone- but it gets so fucking embarressing. example: yesturday we went to get shoes at washington square....i found the shoes i wanted, went to the register and you know being polite you kind of smile and say hello, and thank them and walk away? not. my. mom. shes just like "YUUUUUUUP....girls just gotta have their shoes, i know when i was her age i had billions of heals. and i had to pay for every pair- kids these days are so spoiled" just to some poor teenage girl who is just working on commision and trying hard to smile when really she wants to kill us both.
i hope i am never, ever like that to my children. tell you THAT much...
okay WOW talk about a fucking coicidence....my mom a minute ago told me to go get ready to go to the gym. hahahaha
so i guess i will go just to make her happy and that way when she yells at me for not going tomorrow, i'll tell her we went today ands he'll be satisfied. wtf woman way to ruin my LIFE!
Posted at 02:21 pm by stripped21
Sunday, August 29, 2004
(1) The singular boring question: Elizabeth!
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? peter, daniel or jack one of those
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? not unless they wanted to be SUICIDAL.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? emma or kali
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? haha elisabettthh or lisabeth i HATEEEEEE THAT
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? that'd just be BORING.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? no, not really.
(8) Do you think God has a gender? i really know its really hard to explain like, i dunno
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion?yes
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? i mean i support different peoples beliefs and shit, but like...i mean i personally dont like.....GOD i dont know how to explain myself gah
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? reincarnation is definetley what i've believed in for a long time, but just like heaven and hell dont make sense you know? NO. cause im NOT INTELLIGENT I DONT SOUND SMART RIGHT NOW. STOP TALKING.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? haha what...
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? its definetly really easy
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? haha kali and janey cause they're so goofy!!
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? hahaha...meeeybe...
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? haha...meeeeeyyyyybe......
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? haha hike "take a hike...kill" haha or goober "hes a definite goober"
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? "
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? who DOESNT?
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) holy shit. fucking avril lavigne (straight UP naomi...) and sum41 jesus
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? some of that nirvana, bro. haha some of the lyrics are just intense and im like whoa...
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? by the way haha cause its my ring tone, anything poppy like nsync or britney spears, the beatles, atmosphere now cause i listen to it a lot now
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? not anything HAPPY. because i am DEPRESSED right now....
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? hehehe that is definetley confidential.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? hahaha that one song by r kelly thats just like "let me sex you up" no seriously- its hot.
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? hmm...jacobs ladder
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? nope
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? haha i dunno when i was little i would always pretend like i liked star wars just becauase my brother and his friend were like obsessed- so i would pretend to be paying attention, but really i just had like thoughts of rainbows and like unicorns in my head while i was watching it- just total spacing out. hahaha. god i was a happy child.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? hot artstic movies. NOT porn like the dreamers though...hahaha
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? hmmmmm...i pretty much love all movies....so thats a hard one haha
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? are you..JOKING?
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? what? omg pepper jack
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? ...uhh...that i like spicy food? haha i dont know
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? haha probably.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? noopeee.
(36) Mac or PC? i;ve got a pc
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? not. that. much.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? eww no..
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yes everyone is because in person you can actually SEEEE WHAAAAT THEY'RE DOOOING!!!
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? ...haha ya thats why i just pretended like i didnt....damn site STILL sends me notices about it...
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? that'd be awesome...not for too long tho haha
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? height...definetly. hair, eyes, face, clothes, shoes, humor....pretty much everything. hahaha well i dunno im not like all that picky, just personality can RELALY turn me off.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? oh. when they're flakey, assholes, tactless (yes. naomi.), careless, heartless, morons, immature, cocky, too serious...
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? ummm pretty mcuh EVERYTHING. jesus.
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? ha. YES. shane west in a walk to remember- HELL YES!
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? JAKE EPSTEINJUSTINTIMBERLAKECHRISTINAAGUILERA haha what GOOOD celeberties. no im totally serious though they're too popular
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? taylor allen used to say i looked like hillary duff all the time, i dont think so though
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? hmmm.....someone HOT. haha j/k i dont KNOW jesus...
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? uh, yes. every fucking day. those damn sisters. YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE FAMOOOOUS.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? ...jake EPSTEIN. that way he could fly to portland have have hot sexx with me. klj!sadfg!!!!
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? hmmm. nope.
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? HAHAHA one time, i asked my mom what the number for our phone answering machine was, hahahhahaha...and she said 6969 and i just started cracking up
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? ...yeah....it was all a big lie. WHAT...
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? hahaha, yeah. i've had it memorized since i was six- PYSCHE.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? my whaaaa....
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? sure dont.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? noooope...
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? haha no...
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? yyeess. god i get headaches in math mr lazarack would just be like "elizabeth obviously the answer is 25357.3579o82y74350235 -20385245394263215532. and i'd be like "whaaa..."
(60) What do you think of pi? 3.14...and im done. well said naomi.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? hahaha someones obviously just a LITTLE sheltered
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? flattered...unless it was ALLEN! then i would be like "get the HELL away from me 'dark'" haha yes. jasmine. math...
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? uh...NOPE....
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? haha i already tried that. tim....im sorry. but it didnt work out lol
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? huh? in todays society...it pretty much IS "socially acceptable" ha
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? have fun. use a plastic hahahaha YES kali. haha plastic...
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ...YES.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? hahaha NO!!!
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? what? i dont KNOW im still a virgin. i dont answer questions like THAT yet...
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? hahaha...i didnt notice...thast funny.
(71) What is your favorite possession? my......FAMILY! haha j/k yeah i DO have posession over my whole family...like if you think about it
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? tangible?! i KNOW what that word means...
(73) How badly do you want it? ---
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yup
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? hahaha a LONG TIME.
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? no makes me SAD!
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? i dunno after 29 or like 35
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? omg. my PIMP COSTUME! no i literally was a pimp. haha it was tight! yeeees. too bad at the VERY end it didnt work out tho- oh well my slut costume was still PIMP TOO!
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? ewww the one year i had nothing so i was just a princess. it was so boring cause i had like nothing but like a pink dress with like a crown and a wand and high heels. actually it was pretty tight- well i dont KNOW i try to be really weird for halloween haha
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? hahaha hmmmm...none of them.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? like a....secondelizabethsbirthday-day
(82) How good is your short-term memory? pretty....good i guess
(83) How good is your long-term memory? good
(84) What is your earliest memory? i dont KNOW...i remember meeting heather though. that was AWESOME. we were in hancock and heather was playing with those like bright light things, and i came up to her and said my name was elizabeth and we went and played dress up. AWESOME!
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than recieving this survey)? hahahahaha oh man the time we went to wild waves- and the kid jumped in the pool and goes THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET. i hadnt laughed that hard in SO long. just that whole day was fucking awesome!
(86) What is your strangest memory? the first time i saw my brothers smoking pot. hahahaha i was so young and nieve. WHAT? sounded like an old woman- i was like HA so young!
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? wouldnt that be tight if you had like lord of the rings memorized? NO. because it'd just be BORING!asdhuag
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? i dont KNOW....
(89) What book makes/made you cry? i dunno i've never really cried while reading ab ook...wait thats a lie i know i have i dunno
(90) What song makes/made you cry? BOOM bitch whats happenin, BOOM bitch whats happenin- haha no not really im just listening to that right now
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? hahahaha janeys dr sues face. EVERY time man..every fucking time.
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? omg that'd be AWESOME. like in that one disney movie but his clone was a genius and he was just DUMB...haha i would just have her do all my work and i'd just like go hook up with hot guys and like hang out with my friends. omg that'd be awesome! i could sneak out whenever i wanted!!!!!!!! and my mom would not notice cause she'd be like 'oh elizabeths right here" then my clone could do my chores and shit. aahhh TIGHT.
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? think how nice everyone would be. wait...think how many like 2 year olds would just be like "fuck this im not dying a virgin..wanna have sex?" and just grab the nearest baby to them. hahahaha just imagine that in your head please- wait please dont. ahgafksg get out!!!!!
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? whaaaaaaaaaat?????????
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? NO! but my friends are starting to get mad at me cause im not talkign to them online...hmmm i should probably check my messages...oh HAD a lot of them...
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? yeah i sweat this survey
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? nope
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? hmmmm.................i unno
(99) How would you have answered it? fuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeerrrrrrrr
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? hmm, right before i lfet naomis i told EVERYOEN there i loved them! haha
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? that...lifes too short to sit here and read my blog, so go get a life, dumbassss
Posted at 01:10 am by stripped21
Thursday, August 05, 2004
omg. wow i am a BAD. BAD. person. i just dont write in my blog anymore...and i felt bad because
i swore i would- so i need keep THAT up...
so a LOT of shit has happened to me. not necessarily bad, but not necissarily good...its just like this
summer has been a lot of fun, but is it just me, or did it go by WAY fast? maybe that's because fucking
east coast....ruined my life. i mean i love it there- just not when its 200 degrees out and humidity is like 99%. ha....ABOUT that....
i mean i loved dc and baltimore and new york but i wanted to go home...you know?
okay hold on i stole this from jasmines xanga!! gah thank you!!
13 RANDOM THINGS YOU LIKE:
*dancing to loud music with your friends*
*falling asleep to the sound of rain against my roof*
*bubble baths and candles*
*the way peoples cheeks get pink from being outside in the cold*
*getting a package in the mail*
*having a secret admirer*
*having people ask me what school i go to and telling them grant!!*
*snowboarding* only i havent gone in FOREVER...this year my mom promised she would take me up there
*the feeling you get right after you've accomplished something*... even if it's simple...like a goal you wanted to get to in running or whatever
*catching lightning bugs!! gah! they're so pretty!*
12 MOVIES YOU LOVE (NO ORDER):
* momento *
*white men cant jump*
*american beauty* dirty....but SO good.
*under the tuscan sun*
11 GOOD BANDS/ARTISTS:
*red hot chili peppers*
*pink martini* shut UP i like to fall asleep to that music...haha...or just listen to them...right now...
*tupac* different. music.
* amy studt*
* american hi fi*
* ben harper*
10 GOOD SONGS:
*by the way*
* float on*
*fight for your right to party*
*woke up in a car*
*where is the love* what HAPPPENED to that song?!
9THINGS ABOUT YOU (PHYSICALLY):
* im white*
* boring, long hair*
*i have a small birthmark on my left leg*
*i wear a 34sometimes 36 B....* IM GETTING FITTED!!! pleasebeaCpleasebeacpleasebeaC
* i can stick my shoulder blades out HELLA far they're like double jointed or something*
* im 5'4 .5
*my hair is pretty light compared to my eyebrows* thats why everyone thinks i dye my hair
7 THINGS YOU WEAR DAILY
*gucci or ralph*
6 THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
*when they never call back* what im like the FLAKIEST person alive so i shouldnt be talking
*when people sneeze on me*
*not having anything to wear*
* people who act like they're depressed in their info....but really just want attention. badly.*
5 THINGS YOU TOUCH EVERDAY:
* my face*
*my cd player*
* my tv*
*my cell phone*
4 SHOWS YOU WATCH ON TV:
* simple life* that show. cracks me up.
3 CELEBERTIES THAT ARE COOL:
*cathrine zeta jones*
2 PEOPLE THAT YOU'VE KISSED ON THE LIPS:
1 PERSON YOU COULD SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WTIH:
Posted at 02:55 am by stripped21
Sunday, June 27, 2004
god it's sunday and i'm still not extremly happy-bouncing off the walls-excited
it's just like...you know how in corny teen movies things in the beginning get fucked up,
even more fucked up in the middle, then in the end everything is perfect? well, when i get
upset i'm so used to telling myself, "you know what,it doesnt matter, it will all work out
no matter what..." but then things dont get better.
it's fucking annoying. i wish my life were a movie. i dont know...i was just EXPECTING things
would get a lot better....but what i need to do is stop assuming everything will be alright
and just realize i have to make the best of it, and my life isn't a fucking fairytale!
i literally did nothing at all today- i finally talked to him jesus CHRIST it took forever...like
five days of just blowing me straight off and not returning my phone calls...that's WHAT
GUYS DO! they lead you on- pretending like you have something- then they never call
you back, what the SHIT is that? do you think it turns girls on, you think we like it?
HELL FUCKING NO WE DONT! that's just what stress revolves around...
but heres what went down: we're supposed to "hang out" tomorrow...but i know we WONT...
this time i know so much better then to get myself pampered and excited, then at 4:00 pm
call on my cell phone for the last time wondering what happened to him...no. that's not what
will happen- what will happen is...i will wake up late, do whatever the fuck i want, thhhen
have HIM call ME..but it wont happen, so i'll probably end up calling him.
hahaha way to convince yourself to be strong, elizabeth. haaaa.....
ya like i dont know, i try to tell myself to do stuff- so in my mind it's totally put that i like one
person, when really...i dont...i just totally want them to hook up with. (that's what summer
is all about, so dont call me a fucking slut or whatever- i dont give a shit) but i know who
i really like.....i just need to move on as fast as possible before i get hurt even more...
i hate how i cant do what i want, with who i want, wear what i want to, and stay out
as late as i want to....know WHO CONTROLS IT ALL?....parents. yeah, whatever...parents
do a lot of stuff for me blahblah...but they also put my social life in fucking danger...haha
im serious, if my parents just LEFT the country for 4 months, i dont think you realize
how much more popular i would be- maybe for the wrong reasons- but i'd still have a lot
of highschool friends..i wouldn't have to worry about going to high school and being
scared, seeing a whole bunch of people i know- because all of the hot high school guys
that went to my mad everyday-at-elizabeths-house-partying-it-up-madly would know me!
oh my GOD i want my parents to leave....
my brother's could not be more fucking assholes. i swear JUST today this is what
john said to me:
"you're more of an ashlee simpson then jessica simpson, why do you WEAR that trucker hat?"
"go work out or something...saddlebags"
"you're like anorexic, why wont you eat anything?"
"you're depressed- go find some friends who want you"
"you're a slut, elizabeth"
just today. just fucking today. way to make me happy john patrick...
i need to go in my room and listen to some music and just think for awhile,
i hate being alone and yet i can't find myself leaving my house...
Posted at 09:21 pm by stripped21
Friday, June 25, 2004
i doubt i have ever cried this hard in my life...and i don't have a good excuse either.
have you ever just woken up and realized, "wow...my life is a complete waste of time...
if i can't do anything then why be ALIVE?"
cause that happened to me about a week ago and i'm just depressed.
it just feels like...i've been telling everyone my entire life but they dont care- i know
they do....but it just seems like they have their own shit to deal with- and i dont blame
them. i completly understand. i'm acting like a horrible friend, not a good person. all of my friends lives
are totally awesome right now and i feel like the only one who's depressed about
everything right now. oh wait...because i am! i don't know what's going on.
IT'S THE FACT THAT I AM SICK OF GETTING SO HAPPY, LOOKING FORWARD TO EVERYTHING...
THEN IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR PAST THE
EARTHS CORE INTO HELL!!!!!!! it's not worth it....to be happy for like a few hours then
you call someoen back, and you realize...THEY DONT LIKE YOU....WHY ARE YOU DOING
THIS TO YOURSELF?! because guys make up so many excuses, thinking they're smooth
and that i will totally fall for it....but i pretend i do. i act like i dont know what's going on
but i totally do. i TOTALLY, DEFINETLY do. if i ever fall in love it'd better as hell last for
a long time. think about it...if i get extremly upset over this- what will i do if some guy
totally crushs me again?
i dont want to think about it.
today in the car....my mom knew something was wrong- she kept asking me what was up,
why i wasnt talking, why i was frowning, why my eyes looked all watery....it went on for
a LONG time...and i would respond, "god mom im OKAY i am OKAY dont worry about it"
but she wouldnt give it up. it took SO much just to smile....i dont get it. how come it takes
so much for me to do something so small- something i do about a thousand
times every day?! because a guy. crushed. my heart. into a billion trillion zillion pieces
and i cant fucking live without my heart! what will i do guys...
i'm trying to think of something good. tryingtryingtryingtrying.
well i get to go to new york in a few weeks....fun....what good is new york when you're
not happy? i dont think i'll be happy by then- it will take a fucking LOT to get me happy
i'm not kidding. i need a fucking miracle.
i can't cry anymore it's all gone and i dont even have that strong, happy feeling you get
after you have a good cry. this wasn't a normal cry you guys im serious, i was just literally
beating myself up...i was just pulling at my hair and trying SO HARD to figure out what i did
to deserve it!!!!!!
ha. i hope no one is reading this- they will just think im an insane piece of shit with no life
and that i need some serious help and im just doing it for attention.
Posted at 11:45 pm by stripped21
Thursday, June 24, 2004
I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE I DONT LOVE LIFE
MAKE IT ALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 02:41 pm by stripped21
sometimes I feel youíre not listening
sometimes I feel you donít understand
but I think Iíve got the answer
already know what youíre gonna say
cause Iím just a little girl you see
but thereís a hell of a lot more to me
donít ever underestimate what I can do
donít ever tell me how Iím meant to be
you say Iím just a little girl, just a little girl
how can I compare? What do I know?
what have I got to share?
but thereís nothing in this world, nothing in this world
that could hold me down, canít you hear me?
donít you understand
that I wanna be myself, wanna be the girl,
wanna be the one that you can rely on
how I wish that you could see all there is of me
how I long to hear that you take me
for who I am
sometimes I feel youíre not listening
sometimes I feel you donít understand